Sigh! thye just keep getting worse! (END THE INCESSANT ADVERTIZING part dada da dada da da...)

Yes more bad commercials. As promised I will touch on three things:
1) Mr. Wendy the unofficial spokesman
2) Deluded lying women
3)McDonalds
This will be quick!
1) Mr. Wendy the "unofficial spokesman!" First of all, it’s a really dumb concept. Officially making a spokesman that you claim to be unofficial, when he really is official because Wendy's officially made him unofficial officially! Plus that and he's annoying! All i can say is this is the mark of what happens when your owner dies!
2) What's with these Nivea women who sit in front of lie detectors and play in poker tournaments and lie about their age? More surprisingly, what natural or man made disorder has made all the men around these women so blind that a shortsighted genetically engineered mole-bat with no eyes that couldn’t see even if it had eyes could tell better than they could that these women are not twenty eighty but more like FIFTY SIX! Holy crap! How blind and stupid do these people think we are? "Do you ever lie about your age?" "No I'm only twenty-eight!" Oh yeah I believe you grandma, I also believe that forgetting to take your medication combined with the usually delirium of old age has some how erased thirty odd years from your life to the final total of your real age!!!!!!! Ha!
3)McDonalds just had a really bad slogan "I'm Lovin' It!" I'm shoveling it more like! (apply your own meaning) An attempt to make a burger franchise which is responsible for depleting half the rain forest seem more hip to the your public who knows that eating their food will kill them painlessly IF THEY"RE LUCKY!!!! And I know this even without seeing "Super Size Me"....although I should! McDonalds burgers are sloppy greasy and are about and inch smaller than they look on TV...but that's advertising!

Ok on to more ranting. There are a few things that are just wrong, the hockey lockout, 82 year old Romanian woman giving birth, and Shrek 2 loosing the Oscar come to mind (but I'm okay about that now!) But worst of all are those Fido phone commercials where that creepy old guy who looks uncannily like my computer science teacher (I swear, it's is twin brother!) Not only is the stupid gimmick of using the whole "Dogs are in the commercials because our name is Fido" thing old, but the old guys monotone condescending delivery Erie, but it makes me feel very uncomfortable about switching phone companies. Fido needs no material, and fast.

That's all for now. But trust me I'll be back! the bad commercial...LURKS!!!!