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Thursday, November 10, 2005
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Sean Baldwin The End of the Experiment
If you have been to www.freshmaker7.blogspot.com you will notice that Sean has got his computer back. This said, I don't think the girl experiment is going to work out very well, provided they are not noobing out on battlefield 2. But fear not friends. Unbeknownst to him I will still conduct the odd experiment, simply because he makes such a good subject, from time to time. However, I feel it is essential not to take another step without revealing a few of my carefull observations about the whole experiment in general. To take another step without reviewing the facts would be folly, or in other words really really bad. So heres the low down. Enjoy.
A recent suvey shows that 9.5 out of 10 girls would not like to date the guy in this picture. (inceidently the tenth girl is named "Frou Shezennooberpownernbum" and is currently awaiting sentance in a war crimes tribunal.)
Sean Baldwin Doesnt Care About Noobs
Sean Thinks of himself as an '1337' gamer and as such he pwns noobs with little or no regard to their feelings. In a recent conversation with Sean, the elite gamer stated "I pwned so many noobs this weekend I ranked up twice." Kanye East recently was seen on television giving a raise money for mistreated noobs benefit and candidly spoke out about his opinons with Sean Baldwin's treatment of noobs. His statements are below.
I hate the way they portray noobs in the media. You seen a noob pwning it's called hxors!!!! If Sean Baldwin does it it's called pwnage!!!! And nobody cares because most of the people are noobs. And even for me to complain about it I would be a hypocrite because I've tried to turn my montior off because it's too hard to watch. I've been noobing out before giving a noob donation, I've been calling my clan mate trying to see what is the biggest score I can get. And just to imagine if I was online and those were my people getting pwned. If there is anybody out there that wants to give anything we can help, with the setup, the way the server is set up, we can help. The noobs, the mmo people, those with less ram, [it's] slow as possible. Noob cross is doing everything they can. We already realise most of the people who can help are playing CS right now fighting another way. They've already given them permission to log on and pwn us!!
(Here, coanchor Austin Powers interjected an unrelated statement. Kanye East finished off with this closing remark.)
Sean Baldwin Doesn't care about noobs!
There you have it! If a celebrity says it's true, then it must be true. This is Undisputed King signing off for the Baldwin Report...for now!!